thatfunnyblog:

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

thatfunnyblog:

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

(Source: reddit.com, via bootylicious-moon-face)

siriusdraws:

it’s been a trying past few days

siriusdraws:

it’s been a trying past few days

(via strangenewclassrooms)

So fun fact, there are 2 weirdly parallel blue lines on my leg. I have no idea how they got there.

So fun fact, there are 2 weirdly parallel blue lines on my leg. I have no idea how they got there.

I just had an angry parent email about the fact that we don’t specifically cover the culture of Native Alaskans when we talk about the Pacific Northwest…

And then the email ended with how much her daughter enjoys my class.

What?

mscarmenb:

supermoclel:

are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares 

TEACHING!

(via girlwithalessonplan)

This movie is terrible, but at least it’s long.

I said, while watching The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (and The Hobbit, part 2, Revenge of the Hobbit)

(Source: unabridged-tomes)

Lying down is the greatest feeling ever.

postsfromthemrs:

There’s a boardwalk that goes thru 1.75 miles of forest. It was beautiful and we saw some giant fish, turtles, and a heron. No alligators or otters so we will have to go back.

the-super-scout:

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

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yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

my catchphrase

(via thefreelancecynic)

When trouble strikes, head to the library. You will either be able to solve the problem, or simply have something to read as the world crashes down around you.

Lemony Snicket (via dailydoseofbookssauce)

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http://postsfromthemrs.tumblr.com/post/97001085769/mb24jg-wintermoth-amberbydreams

mb24jg:

wintermoth:

amberbydreams:

quirkilicious:

talikira:

wholmesianmisfit:

Who remembers

Motherfucking Scholastic

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Book

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Orders

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And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up

at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR

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Umm the book fair’s going on right now guys…

(Source: pyralspite)

Video: ...It's in one of the hottest cities on Earth; it reaches over 50 degrees in the summer!
Me: 50 degrees? That's not hot... Why would that be one of the hottest cities on earth?
Student 1: Because this is from Australia and they use... Uhhhhh...
Student 2: Air conditioning!

Just ran into a parent from last year while ordering a beer… At a karaoke bar… While wearing a Pokemon/X-men shirt

I think that a huge problem is people who read comics and don’t understand the point of superheroes, which is to be the best version of yourself. You love Captain America? Well, you know what Captain America would never do? Go online anonymously and shit on a girl for having an opinion.

Brian Michael Bendis, dropping truth bombs in an interview with Vulture (via brynnasaurus)

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